Did ya'll know that the doctors have prescription appetite suppressants? Where were these ten years ago, did I miss the memo? I know the skinny minnies have been hiding them from us, but no more I say! Their little secret is out now, how they can resist the sweet treats we all crave. So armed with these new wonder pills I have eaten 1,000 calories today and I'm not hungry. Let me repeat I'm not hungry. Did I mention I'm not hungry?
I have to admit this is an entirely new concept for me to not be hungry. I actually haven't thought about food much today. It's invigorating and an empty feeling all at the same time. I love that I am actually making it on the diet but food has been my comfort, my friend. And I do miss my friend! I actually skipped eating queso dip today, me, the queen of mexican food! It's unheard of, the end of the world as we know it. Mexican restaurants all around me are panicking! And the bakeries, well, they are projecting record low sales this month. The horror for all the calorie busting diet death traps in my area, it's a full scale alert!
So to all my chunky monkey sisters of the world, have faith, I have faced the queso dip and won the battle!
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